Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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