Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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