I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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