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  • 74 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:03pm

    Wonder if she/he has a "Popeye" arm...... If so, count me in, I'm in Baltimore.

  • 74 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:05pm

    Chardonnay only pairs well with pussy, not with cock.

  • 67 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:56pm

    why so you can bang out all the grama sluts that moved down there from maryland

  • 69 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:35am

    This is Maryland in a nut shell.. I love it.

  • 63 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:25pm

    really, what's the point of giving a handjob? he can always do it better for himself than you. woman up. suck it!

  • 63 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:04pm

    SUBLIME! every time i hear about a handjob all i can think of "and then she pulled out my mushroom tip... when it came out it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had that GI joe kung fu grip. and UHHH and the girl caressed me down... sorry. /end song.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:28pm

    And when it came out it went drip, drip, drip I didn't know she had that GI joe, kung foo grip.... Really though, get your mouth down there for christs sake, they can stroke themselves off. They can't suck it. At least...most likely.

  • 61 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:30am

    1:41 hahaha epic this is awesome

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:59pm

    That could interfere with the ambiance and taste of the fine box-o-wine Chardonnay.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35am

    BALTIMORE!!! keepin' it classy.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:19pm

    im tired tooo ! more like of coronas and hj , i gotta work myself up to bjs

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:26pm

    Use your mouth instead.

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Jay051684 on May 27, 10 at 4:11am

    Chardonnay and handjobs? Are we in 8th grade?

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:12pm

    I grew up in MD...and 90% of the females there were sluts. Still are... That's why I moved to FL!!

    • 34 35
      Submitted by jtb245 on Dec 24, 11 at 9:18am

      sounds more like a reason not to move.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:13pm

    keep it classy md :)

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:52pm

    Bmore... The best place to get bitches

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:52am

    12:12 thats why i never moved