its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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