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  • Submitted by lindsay_j10 on Mar 18, 10 at 8:50am

    I don't understand why people feel the need to constantly post comments about how "stupid" the texts are. You are not being forced to go on this website. So stop bitching. Thanks.

  • Submitted by idkwhathey on Mar 17, 10 at 11:15pm

    it's funny how people tell stories in their texts on here...nobody does that in real life

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 18, 10 at 1:09am

    Made me laugh really really hard. Nice. Just picturing that was funny to me.

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    Submitted by maynard on Mar 18, 10 at 1:50am

    People like you suck at life. Get a job and buy your own beer. Nobody wants losers like you at their party!

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    Submitted by spadesjr on Mar 17, 10 at 11:13pm

    I don get it

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    Submitted by bzburrr on Mar 18, 10 at 12:55pm

    lmaooooo

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    Submitted by gymEg on Nov 27, 10 at 4:04am

    hahaha toooo good...can picture this perfectly

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    Submitted by leeza3oh3 on Mar 21, 10 at 11:56pm

    this is from Wallace and gromit!! so funny!

  • Submitted by rennaisanceman on Mar 17, 10 at 11:26pm

    L.M.A.O.

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    Submitted by softball17 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:31am

    301 you suck >.<

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    Submitted by soffs on Mar 18, 10 at 12:27pm

    I love this!! Funniest I've seen in ages 

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    Submitted by porkchops on Mar 18, 10 at 2:10am

    People that do stupid shit when drunk will laugh at this- the rest of you just want to criticize because your lives suck.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 8:22pm

    Winner

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    Submitted by stephntx02 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:44am

    Hey manyard... No body wants sparkaling wiggles at their party either but it's still funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:37am

    hahahaha I could see my friends doing that

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    Submitted by bookwrm123109 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:19am

    What's so funny????

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    Submitted by Samia on Mar 17, 10 at 11:35pm

    @11:15.. Maybe the person the OP was texting to didn't recall something that happened earlier.

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    Submitted by theguess on Mar 18, 10 at 1:38pm

    U just said that people's posts about other posts being stupid is stupid...stupid

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    Submitted by MasterYoda on Mar 18, 10 at 3:06am

    Why the fuck is this even on here?!?!

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 24, 10 at 5:18am

    I'm only bitter bc ppl have stolen my booze at a party at the beginning of the night. Not just mine either. Needless to say no one ended up having a drink. The ppl who stole it obv took off and had a great night. So I'm just saying ppl need to get their own, or simply ask to share. I don't mind sharing my booze at all. Also there are disgusting ppl out there who drink the left overs of others drinks. To thoes individuals, I hope they get a ciggerette butt in a bottle one day.

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    Submitted by PurplePotatoe on Mar 18, 10 at 1:58am

    Wow...funny..

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    Submitted by jennilyn33 on Mar 23, 10 at 12:01am

    Thank you Lindsay_i10!!!! Sheesh people need to chill the fuck out. If you think you're too awesome to be on this site then just go back to beastiality.com. :-P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    This is the most retarded thing I have ever read...not funny at all

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      Submitted by CaptainHyperbole on Mar 18, 10 at 6:58am

      No, you're the most retarded thing *I* have ever read.

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    Submitted by nm1990 on Mar 18, 10 at 3:50am

    Lol! Love it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 5:28am

    yuck. kraft singles are so disgusting

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    Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 1:48am

    I now feel dumber after reading this.

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    Submitted by doke on Mar 18, 10 at 2:51am

    Los Angeles

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    Submitted by forthemotherland on Mar 18, 10 at 12:57am

    Representing the south bay...310

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:07pm

    Cheese me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    Mom?

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    Submitted by Awesome_X on Mar 17, 10 at 11:25pm

    This is funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 3:01am

    Just lost the game

  • Submitted by marym33 on Mar 17, 10 at 11:42pm

    I've done that.