I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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