Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize