I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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