You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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