I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Rumble strips road head = magical
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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