She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize