whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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