Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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