Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she smelled like a LAN party
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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