I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It all started with a game of naked twister.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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