so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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