p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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