Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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