yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
there was a trapeze. enough said
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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