Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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