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you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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