so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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