You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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