think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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