I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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