I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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