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  • 92 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm

    my cat actually called me a bitch once. no joke. i was sober, too.

  • 90 61
    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 13, 10 at 1:56am

    Cats, nature's judgemental assholes

  • 85 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24am

    i close my bedroom door - lay on the bed - pull my pants down - wet my fingers and tickle my sex!

  • 90 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:13am

    I have superskills superskills. Cats/Pussies they all love me.

  • 87 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:18am

    how do you service it i mean i am not the one your arguing with just curious...

  • 83 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23am

    I have seen cats smelled cats been around cats all day this never happens it's a sign...

  • 85 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am

    You're an idiot. No one gives a flying fuck.

  • 81 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:04am

    they would as they are also pussies

  • 84 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am

    1:56 do you honestly think anyone cares that your first? oh, look at me I'm a retard who thinks it's cool to write 'first' a forums. you are a massive failure at life and your whore mom should have swallowed you at conception.

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:33pm

    Cats aren't evil you just haven't met the right one.. Douche!

  • 77 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:07am

    lakergirl with 4 cats that you?

  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:21am

    oh okay so with out a man oh wait your the loser thats being argued with nice..

  • 79 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:38am

    How rude - never would i say or type the word CUNT!!!!

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:05am

    though i do hate that word i def have a friend whose cat would do that....

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:22am

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:14am

    your a loser superskills - try going up tool

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02am

    I think if cats could talk, they would call everyone a cunt.

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:48am

    Christ, you all need to be euthanized.

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:36pm

    1:29 I sooooO want to meet your kitty cat..

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:42am

    judgmental kitteh sez 503 iz a cunt.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:16am

    Dont call me loser - LOSER! Despite my love for my cats and pussy (with which I service each night) you are a total tool!

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:20pm

    July 6, 2009 2:02AM ^^ agree cats would most def call everyone cunts. evil creatures.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:42am

    Don't mess with cats, man :(

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02am

    they do call everyone cunts

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:43am

    Portland Trail Blazers Suck!!! Goooooooo.... Bobcats!!!

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:42am

    4:24 is fat. Yay or nay?

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:17am

    Exactly - you need to service yourself - what can you not get a man!? HAHAHAHA

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:43am

    I wish this website still posted funny drunk texts, instead of people's stupid sassy texts.

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:09am

    The cat would rather call you a GUNT!

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:35am

    Cats are fucking smart and a great judge of character. If the cat would call you a cunt, most likely you are, in fact, a huge cunt.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:31am

    i'mf from portland, just thought i'd throw that out to ya! :)

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:13am

    I do not want a cat either

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:26am

    sorry lol just wasnt sure if you were seeing someone or not is all but thx 4 the 411..