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  • 58 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24am
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    i close my bedroom door - lay on the bed - pull my pants down - wet my fingers and tickle my sex!

  • 57 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am
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    1:56 do you honestly think anyone cares that your first? oh, look at me I'm a retard who thinks it's cool to write 'first' a forums. you are a massive failure at life and your whore mom should have swallowed you at conception.

  • 57 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:29pm
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    my cat actually called me a bitch once. no joke. i was sober, too.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:13am
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    I have superskills superskills. Cats/Pussies they all love me.

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 13, 10 at 1:56am
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    Cats, nature's judgemental assholes

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:18am
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    how do you service it i mean i am not the one your arguing with just curious...

  • 49 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:04am
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    they would as they are also pussies

  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23am
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    I have seen cats smelled cats been around cats all day this never happens it's a sign...

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:59am
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    You're an idiot. No one gives a flying fuck.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:33pm
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    Cats aren't evil you just haven't met the right one.. Douche!

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:38am
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    How rude - never would i say or type the word CUNT!!!!

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:14am
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    your a loser superskills - try going up tool

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:21am
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    oh okay so with out a man oh wait your the loser thats being argued with nice..

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02am
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    I think if cats could talk, they would call everyone a cunt.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:48am
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    Christ, you all need to be euthanized.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:07am
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    lakergirl with 4 cats that you?

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:22am
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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:20pm
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    July 6, 2009 2:02AM ^^ agree cats would most def call everyone cunts. evil creatures.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:36pm
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    1:29 I sooooO want to meet your kitty cat..

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:42am
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    judgmental kitteh sez 503 iz a cunt.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:16am
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    Dont call me loser - LOSER! Despite my love for my cats and pussy (with which I service each night) you are a total tool!

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02am
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    they do call everyone cunts

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:42am
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    Don't mess with cats, man :(

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:43am
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    I wish this website still posted funny drunk texts, instead of people's stupid sassy texts.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:05am
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    though i do hate that word i def have a friend whose cat would do that....

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:42am
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    4:24 is fat. Yay or nay?

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:43am
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    Portland Trail Blazers Suck!!! Goooooooo.... Bobcats!!!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:13am
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    I do not want a cat either

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:35am
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    Cats are fucking smart and a great judge of character. If the cat would call you a cunt, most likely you are, in fact, a huge cunt.

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:17am
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    Exactly - you need to service yourself - what can you not get a man!? HAHAHAHA

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:09am
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    The cat would rather call you a GUNT!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:31am
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    i'mf from portland, just thought i'd throw that out to ya! :)

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:26am
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    sorry lol just wasnt sure if you were seeing someone or not is all but thx 4 the 411..