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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:03pm

    But it's fucking Mario Kart.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    Maybe I'm missing something, but can't he have both?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    Haha I'm playing mariocart right now. Stoned. Awesome.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:54pm

    Listen... Mariokart is serious business. Some of us don't have to worry about a lack of blowjobs.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm

    Let's see if we can get 80% of the texts on the first page very unfunny and about blowjobs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:06am

    Haha you need to practice giving head then. It is a sign you night not be too good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:03pm

    Sounds like dudee knows he can get one from you at any time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    FUCKING BLUE SHELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:37pm

    Vaginal sex > Mario Kart > blowjobs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:24pm

    Glad to see SOMEONE has thier prorities straight....

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:20pm

    She must suck at giving head!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:29pm

    Mario Kart is AWESOME.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:00am

    Mario Kart > Call of duty. I'm sorry 12 year olds, both are good, but mario kart is awesome. If you need blood and death for it to be a great video game you haven't graduated high school yet.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:06pm

    I'm thinkin the main problem is she sucks at beejays.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:41am

    Haha i've given a guy head when he played call of duty, he told me that there was no way he could just exit out of a game like that. I got wayy repaid for it later though :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:13pm

    5:06 Ah, the irony (sux at bj's)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm

    NO MORE BLOWJOB TEXTS. We get it. You paid for a lady of the night to service you and texted all your friends that you finally got laid! Big fucking deal.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:23pm

    eh...like the weatherman said..i could see if it was modern warfare...but mario kart? maybe if mario cart had guns instead of turtles and banana peels...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:57am

    Mario kart - anytime. How often we actually want to suck ur cock - seldom. Take ur chance while u ha have them. The boy is an idiot.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:36am

    Mariokart and a blowjob! :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:11pm

    I don't think you're a real female!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:42pm

    Um... it's Mariokart, the decision was made before the offer was even on the table.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:32pm

    STFU ~from the desk of Jeff

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    You suck at giving da blowies

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:05pm

    I can see if it was call of duty, your blowjobs must lack enthusiasm (weatherman)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:06pm

    It's fucking Mario kart. Of course he is. You wouldn't even be asking if it was goldeneye

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:38pm

    My suggestion. Let her give you the blowjob. WHILE you play MarioKart. Seriously, it'll change your LIFE.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:04pm

    Mario cart > blowjobs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:49pm

    to have someone pick a video game over a blowjob is pretty lame and therefore meaning your blow jobs suck

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:08pm

    why must these be exclusive activities.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:47pm

    Hmm... My area code - I no a dude who'd make this choice & uses this site.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:02am

    Seriously... mario kart is like crack! Almost nothing is better than mario kart! Not even oral pleasure! hahaha ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:01pm

    Agreed 4:23. Shooting shit gets the blood pumping anyway, better tell that bitch to suck you off after you've died. Then kick her in the cunt after you blow.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:42pm

    Well, blowjobs can sometimes be awful. MarioKart is always awesome.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm

    You use too much teeth, babe.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:41pm

    Dude you can't fuck with Mario Kart.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:26pm

    I give my bf bjs while he plays mariokart

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:53pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:57pm

    So you suck? You can practice on me I'll give you critcism and you'll get better :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:00am

    I'd play mariokart before I'd give a blowjob. U should feel relieved about getting out of having perform that task

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:26pm

    I agree with 3:15. It's what I do for my Fiance(:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:44pm

    Damn. You must be really bad at BJ's.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:43pm

    Why not both at the same time?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:23am

    Were no strangers to love -Rick

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm

    Seriously OP, seriously.

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    Submitted by iloveparliaments on Mar 18, 10 at 6:41pm

    mmmmmmm. Kart head. Much safer for the general public than road head.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:48am

    8:49 has obviosly naver played Mario kart, or else they would know it honestly is better then a bj.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:57am

    Sounds like a good time for multi-tasking

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    Seriously, maybe you could be less of a bitch and blow him while he's playing. Then you both win, whore.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:20pm

    Maybe his GF is always playn the skin flute for him, so it's no biggie

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:31pm

    either a) the guy is a homo or b) the OP is a fat skank and he is embarassed to have her within 10 feet of his cock or c) the OP is terrible at BJ's.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:13am

    North Carolina at it's best... Mario cart over some head.. I'd have to agree

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:57pm

    i'd choose mario cart. i mean, i'm a girl, but i'd prefer it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:46pm

    agreed with 4:42. there was little you could have done.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:23am

    Evidently you've never played Mario Kart. The sooner you start playing, the sooner you'll understand.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:40pm

    I guarantee I know who this is. Eleni? Steve? :)

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:27pm

    Mario Kart owns blowjobs.

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    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 20, 11 at 3:44am

    dude? why doesnt he get the blowjob WHILE playing mario kart?!\never think of that?

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:11pm

    Shit man, gimmie her number, I ain't playin Mario Kart!

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:11pm

    Someone cyber with me. AIM SN: kastoh24 19/f/ma

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:25pm

    Mario kart over blow job seems unfeasible... Now if u said halo I can understand this.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:21pm

    Ok, so I like this site, but really; is there anyone here older than 13? Anyone?

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:34pm

    man knows whats more important, all i gotta say about that

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    Submitted by shaggerg on Dec 29, 10 at 9:02am

    Can't he play mariokart while getting a blowjob?

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:10pm

    MarioKart64 is the bomb. And the best part about the game? Being the bomb.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:24pm

    @ 3:04 That is very possible. I chose sleep over sex with my ex when we were together--it was not worth losing sleep. I know it was him because the boyfriend I had after him, totally worth staying up all night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:04pm

    honey, you either need to a) lose some weight, b) not be such a bitch, or more than likely because we know the first two realllllllly don't matter if youre drunk enough or horny enough, c) you need to get better at the fine art of the beej. i suggest watching porn for pro tips. get to work.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:26am

    MArio kart is absolute

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:06am

    Fuck you, Mario Kart rules!

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:09pm

    3:07 mmmm baby your big cock tastes so good <3 3:06

  • 45 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:06pm

    I just stuck a finger in my ass while the dildo was in my pussy... Felt sooo goooood