I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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