So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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