There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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