Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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