Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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