Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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