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  • 98 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:13pm

    I'd rather be a redneck than an Obama supporter any day. :)

  • 79 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:13pm

    i bet they can spell ballot right

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:40pm

    Obama can't do any worse than the Old white guys who have been running this country for hundreds of years..... ....Just seems to me this country has had its ups and downs all through history...and all through history its been WHITE MEN running it. Its only been a hundred day or so....Give him time to fuck it up like they did before you condemn him! FYI...not an obama or Mccain supporter

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:58am

    Haha f-ing hilarious! I'm from New Zealand, so who's your President doesn't matter to me. Its funny because it's about America's deep south. yes, the whole world knows the stereotype, and yes, it is universally funny!

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:13pm

    funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny lol

  • 70 71
    Submitted by anonymous918 on Feb 3, 10 at 1:53am

    Wow..you guys are ignorant... Tulsa is not in the deep south..It's Mid-west. Look at a map

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:40pm

    I'm from Tulsa, and I personally think this is f-ing hilarious.... and you probably are the only democrat, given that the whole state voted republican!!! woot woot! go Oklahoma. (In no way am I being sarcastic, I am a Republican, but not a racist.)

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:09pm

    Agreed - uninformed vote for someone like Obama and then feel superior for it. Actually, it is quite sad because they are going to get exactly what they deserve. Unfortunately so will we all.

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:50pm

    your an idiot if you voted for Obama.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:56am

    So, you were the dumbest person in the station?

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:20am

    @ 8:23 PM - Totally!

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:26pm

    the commentary is funnier than the texts. also, who cares if you are a nursing major? you get to wipe the ass of someone when you get out. that doesn't take an obscene amount of intelligence.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:13pm

    I'm from Tennessee bitches

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:44pm

    Wow....ignorance at its best.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:56pm

    I agree, this isn't funny.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:51pm

    @ 2:48PM - Obviously not. I was able to successfully read the ballot ... and vote for McCain.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:51pm

    hahah this made my night

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:53am

    10:25 we have the thunde, sonic head quaters is here, the first electric guitar was invinted here, first parking meter, most of the austronauts, mickey mantle, Jim thorpe, the list goes on and on

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:44pm

    Oh Tulsa, how I miss thee.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:19am

    THIS IS HILARIOUSSSSSSS

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:06pm

    just shows how stupid and closed minded obama supporters are. thanks

  • 59 66
    Submitted by MalayaBee on Apr 7, 10 at 12:55am

    SO appropriate! Oklahoma sucks hardcore. Hillbillies and Amish people.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:00am

    Dear comment makers: FAIL! you're ruining something that's just funny and not a big whup. cry babies. You all=EPIC FAIL at being awesome.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:21pm

    Thank you all, this has been an enjoyable waste of time.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:54am

    I'm Canadian & that is fucking hilarious :)

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:57pm

    "id rather be a redneck than an obama supporter anyday" totally agree, obama sucks so did mccain and bush and clinton

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:55pm

    mccain supporters are stupid. everyone knows it. obama is president! deal with it! dumb ass hoes!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:08pm

    Ahaha! Rednecks. And they can't read. It's funny because it's a stereotype. And remember; stereotypes are based on truths! :D

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:55pm

    Liberal PC bullshit wrecked this country and its only going to get worse.

  • 74 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:19am

    That's a pathetic stereotype. Every state has their red necks....don't make assumptions about a place before you give it a chance to be a little more cultured. Oklahoma and it's residents are wonderful and it's just sad you feel necessary to criticize the whole state.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:50pm

    i thinnk this is hysterical! And Obama was obviously the better choice. :P

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:40pm

    im glad liberals take the intellectual high ground and are then incapable of spelling ballot

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:11pm

    You were in jail...guess your vote shouldn't. Have even counted

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:40pm

    ITS FUNNY...cause its TRUE! LMAO

  • 56 66
    Submitted by rompmaster on Mar 8, 10 at 10:14am

    Bet you're regretting that decision now...

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:18pm

    I live in Oklahoma. Wasn't born nor bred here. This place is the black hole and I got stuck here aaannnd... I think it was hil-ar-ious!!!!!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:34pm

    So many Anonymous Obama haters. With any luck they'll die of the swine flu or rabies. Either one will make me happy.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:58pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA yes agreed! wouldn't wanna be anywhere close to tulsa or oklahoma ever! yay!

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:31pm

    Jesus. People. Lighten up. Only three years to go until the next election.

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:43pm

    It seems to me that alot of people took this text out of context. LOL...touched alot of sore spots I see...get over it peoples

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:12pm

    I kant read them trickery balllottess either. and I also voted for the black guy.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 6:22pm

    here ya go. this pretty much sums it up. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0424093mugs4.html http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1217081mugyear20.html

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:03am

    (414) "I am a proud redneck." "I am a proud reverse racial slur, and I've taken pride in my branding hitherto." ...my god this whole thread is retarded. I like hearing more about fucked up text messages about anal sex and periods and gasoline fires and fighting clowns and fucking your dad. Stop it. Fucking stop. I'm as bad for saying anything at all. Shit...

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:59pm

    Rednecks and Co already wrecked the country. Course now they will blame Obama

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:46pm

    If you're not dumb, what makes you a redneck? This may just be a definitional problem.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:31am

    From Oklahoma and did vote for Obama. We are not all rednecks and Republicans. Although I do agree with this person's choice for President, I'm going to assume it wasn't due to his high level of intelligence, seeing as he wrote this from the Sheriff's office.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:18am

    dying at the response to the republican nursing major.. like wtf who wants to be a nurse? so you can mop up vomit and work for doctors? awesome. definitely does not take an obscene amount of intelligence if you ask me..

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:03am

    I was at the tulsa sheriffs office last night surrounded by communists. I'll bet I was the only one there who voted for McCain. 'You're probably also the only one who pays taxes'

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:45am

    I'm pretty sure the majority of people who voted for McCain are educated people, and the ones who can't read are all the minorities and people on welfare who have little education voted for Obama And if you want to talk stereotypes, I guess that means by now Obama should be serving fried chicken and collard greens at his next fundraiser.

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:35pm

    It's incredible that people totally skip over all the texts about people drunk driving like they're "no big thing" and then freak out over one like this. Incredible...

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:24pm

    i think its hilarious bc obama is my loverr <3

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:23pm

    The commentary is better than a clown car. When you think the last clown is out of the car here comes another one.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:41pm

    And the racist comment will begin in 5 4 3 2...oops they already have...

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:57pm

    Mmm, that's good tolerance.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by mssouthernbelle on May 14, 11 at 2:54am

    Screw u

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:05pm

    I'm sorry, but why are you picking on people from Oklahoma? It is probably the friendliest state in the country, regardless of who the citizens voted for. I mean, Tulsa is actually not redneck at all, but since you were in JAIL, maybe you were surrounded by the lower life forms of the city (including yourself). If you do something trashy enough to land yourself in prison, you shouldn't expect to be around classy people.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:29am

    Sorry to break it to you but Obama is just as shitty as Bush. The differences between the Democrats and Republicans are very exaggerated, nothing is going to change until we vote those fucks out of office. I voted for him. But from now one I will only vote 3rd party and encourage others to. If you have any sense you will too People need to stop voting for Democrats and Republicans.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:01pm

    Don't criticize Obama. He's black.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:16pm

    Hahaha this is hilarious! I feel your pain! I'm from Oklahoma and go to school in California now. I can totally see this being some night in my near future this summer!!!!

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:24pm

    Nice spelling of "ballott"... demonstrates the intelligence level of the typical Obama voter.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:16pm

    I think its pretty funny how you all think that rednekcs are dumb. I am a redneck and proud of it and I am in college and I am a nursing major!! wow.. sounds like some other people are kind of dumb.... that's what you get for voting for Obama...

  • 49 62
    Submitted by pheonix1832 on Aug 4, 10 at 6:57pm

    Wow just because we live in Oklahoma doesn't mean we can't read and your dumb if you voted Obama in office

  • 53 70
    Submitted by perracara55 on Mar 23, 10 at 1:07am

    Are you saying Oklahomans can't read? Well you can't spell dumbass. It's ballot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:59pm

    Rednecks can't read, but they can use the internet.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:42pm

    Geeze, people. Why can't someone deride other people who they disagree with and laugh at them without getting preached at by the peanut gallery?

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:27am

    "Obama can't do any worse than the Old white guys who have been running this country for hundreds of years....." You are fucking retarded....

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:44pm

    @ 2:40PM - You can dish it, but you can't take it? That's change we can believe in!

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:55am

    Asshole we are not all rednecks!!! Go the fuck back to where ever u came from!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:29pm

    "mccain supporters are stupid. everyone knows it. obama is president! deal with it! dumb ass hoes!" Does this mean that when Bush was President everyone who voted for John Kerry in 2004 was a "dumb ass hoe?"

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 4:37am

    New Rule: You may not make intellectual jokes about others if you can't successfully spell the word "ballot". New Rule #2: Bragging about being the only one in the Tulsa Sheriff's office who voted for Obama is probably something Obama wouldn't appreciate. Finally, if you're in the sheriff's office anywhere, odds are that you're the only person who voted AT ALL aside from maybe 5 of the people wearing guns and badges.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:04pm

    This is funny. It is funny because of the stereotype; which includes the south being heavily republican, and continually falling to the bottom of the barrel in education. So get over it...

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:21pm

    I'm from Tulsa, and I can read a ballot... I even voted for Obama. Of course I wasn't lucky enough to be in the Tulsa Sherrif's Office last night...

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:45am

    Obama= president do nothing

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:10pm

    People, calm down, this is a dumb site were we laugh at text messages.....let's re-access our priorities, if you don't like the text, move on to the next one, they're all funny!

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:40pm

    Im confused...this is textsfromlastnight.com...take this political partisan BS to a site that warrants it, perhaps CNN, NYTimes, WSJ, you know, where political discourse is welcome. I just read a post that that said "(484): I just barfed on his mom. (484): You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault," this is hardly the place for your political posturing, you're all losers, especially the ones who voted for McCain, ha!!

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:44am

    Fuck you Oklahoma is not full of red necks why do people think we fuck our realitives and ride horses and shit. Btw I voted for Obama and I could read the ballot

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:01pm

    The text was funny, the commentary is a total pisser!

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:52pm

    stupidity..... typical liberal arrogance

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:01pm

    It may be a political text, but the fucking responses don't need to be. Take that shit to Limbaugh's website or Air Fucking America. Not here douchebags.

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:14pm

    All politics are shit. We pay these dousches shitbags of money to fuck around and be cock blocks. Fuck democrats mostly... But republicans too.

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:21pm

    if only obama supporters had a clue. oh well, they'll be getting one the hard way soon enough...

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:58am

    I am glad to see that people realize voting for him was the biggest mistake ever. He is a dumb piece of trash.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:07am

    republicans are dumb as hell democrats are dumb as hell suck it yall

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:26pm

    if u want to make stereotypes about obama how about including the white& black ones.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:23pm

    this is the best thing i've ever seen

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:48pm

    @ 2:44pm...were u one of the rednecks at the sheriff's office?LOL

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:56pm

    "So many Anonymous Obama haters. With any luck they'll die of the swine flu or rabies. Either one will make me happy." With any luck youll be ass fucked by a clown from timbucktwo who supports Barack

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:00pm

    This is funny. It is funny because of the stereotype; which includes the south being heavily republican, and continually falling to the bottom of the barrel in education. So get over it...

  • 54 84
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 12, 11 at 9:39am

    If you're the only one that voted for obama then you're by far the dumbest one in there.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:25pm

    Obama sucks. This text isn't funny. Tulsa is alright but what else does Oklahoma have aside from college football? Nothing.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:13pm

    @7:17-I 100% agree with you. And I have the feeling you support Ron Paul.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:20pm

    Living in Tulsa, this is freaking hilarious. Everyone else needs to shut up that thinks it's stupid. I'm actually ok with this text because it's not just about sex or drinking.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:33pm

    This is funny because it fits the people I know from Tulsa.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:01pm

    wonder if i know him!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:28pm

    Yeahhhh Obama Booo rednecks

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:17pm

    Haha, political or not, being stereotypical and then talking about a guy who stands to break stereotypes isn't political, it is asinine.... this person obviously has an entitlement problem. Put your hand out for more or maybe do what rednecks do and work.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:13pm

    Anyone who voted for Mccain is a fucking clown shoe. Anyone who voted for Obama is going to die of AIDS. Jungle AIDS. Anyone who posts shit on the internet is an idiot. I voted for Mccain and Obama. I'm also an idiot. Everyone shut up.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:20pm

    "oh and it's "ballot", not "ballott". people who can't spell glass houses shouldn't throw stones at people they don't even know. idiot." LOL mixed metaphor fail.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:06pm

    @ 5:55.... Fool, if he were in jail he wouldn't be able to text. Also, don't end a sentence with a preposition. It makes you the dumb one.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:25pm

    "So many Anonymous Obama haters. With any luck they'll die of the swine flu or rabies. Either one will make me happy" It was once said that a black man would be president “when pigs fly.” 100 days into Obama’s presidency, Swine Flu.

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:14am

    Lmao is this my brother!?

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 6:48pm

    thats kinda mean. funny, but mean. I happen to know plenty of rednecks who can spell ballot correctly.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:16pm

    Obama is going to make our country fall apart!

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:03am

    Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! *goes to start a rage thread*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:53pm

    uhg obama is horrible lol

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:33am

    the only thing dumber than the person texting is the stereotypes they're making.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:25pm

    haha every county in oklahoma voted mccain and ironically, oklahoma has one of the lowest literacy rates in the counrty. makes great sense to me!

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:44am

    I feel I need to clarify. I'm the one who is 515 in the text. My friend who was at the Sheriff's office was getting her finger prints taken so she could get her license as a massage therapist. She committed no crime. Quit your damn assumptions. And, I am a Republican.

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:55pm

    i'm from tulsa, born and raised, and it is actually a typically liberal city. and the rednecks were probably not tulsa residents or natives. for assuming that you're an asshole.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:06pm

    I think Obama is the shitttttt! apparently so does the rest of the country since he blew mccain into the water bbaahhaha

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 7:26pm

    Why are ppl doing this? Seriousley, if you don't like obama and you voted for bush, why do you have to criticize us when you put us in this mess in the first place

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:01pm

    everyone who's slamming tulsa...i hope you know that it is, as of 2009, the number one most livable city in the usa. i love tulsa :D

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:38am

    Actually, I've been to the tulsa sheriffs office to bail out a friend last weekend and there are way more "naturally tanned" folk down there with Obama t-shirts on and gold teeth than their are rednecks

  • 48 92
    Submitted by [][][] on Feb 25, 10 at 8:30am

    7:26, bush didn't do all this. Obamas using him as a scapegoat. Give up. Your amazig president has fucking failed.

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:47pm

    ..And apparently people who vote for obama can't spell either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:21pm

    i bet half of you arent even old enough to vote.

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:50pm

    Fucking brilliant!! And I am a white girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:15am

    Dude I fucking agree with 3:11. If your enough of a dumbass to vote for Obama those rednecks sure as hell have more brains then you do. Jackass.

  • 38 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:26am

    Texas should secede. Obama and his cabinet will be the demise of us all.

  • 37 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:24pm

    oh and it's "ballot", not "ballott". people who can't spell glass houses shouldn't throw stones at people they don't even know. idiot.

  • 36 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:49pm

    if you dont like Tulsa then fuck you . =)