Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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