Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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vagina is talking i cant
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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