I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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