respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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