im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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