Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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