how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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