You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We are all done wearing pants today
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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