Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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