my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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