Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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