Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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