it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Alive.
So much puke
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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