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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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